Valentine’s Day: A FLORAL Holiday

Valentines Day.

It is, without a doubt, a FLORAL holiday.

All of the

shoe stores,

pet shops,

sporting good stores

are secretly longing

for a holiday

that specifically conjures up images of

shoes,

goldfish,

tennis racquets.

Imagine a holiday where there would be BIG trouble

if your

Significant Other

didn’t show up with

Clogs

a Fan-Tail/Bubble Eyed Goldfish

or a

Wilson BLX Blade Team Racquet

Hmmmm.

I’m thinking….I’m thinking…

There ISN’T one.

Maybe someday they will get lucky with a holiday for those items.

For now,

Valentines Day is a FLORAL holiday.

And at the very least,

its a chocolate and jewelry holiday.

But more than likely,

there will be trouble if flowers are not a part of the equation.

If not flowers alone,

flowers and _______________are expected.

A word to the wise.

Make that happen?

Tomorrow, some consumer tips for buying flowers.